Listening To: System Of A Down - Chop Suey! (Suicide)
Hahaha The funniest thing happened today. I noticed my uncle was in the bathroom shaving and I wandered in and started asking him questions. Here’s how it went:
Me: Just out of curiosity, do you ever cut yourself shaving?
Uncle: Nah bub, razors today are pretty advanced so I almost never do and I haven't in a long time.
Me: Really? I cut myself all the time. I guess scientists must put all their energy in to improving men’s razors and not women’s.
Uncle: *Chuckle* maybe you should actually concentrate on what your doing and you won’t!
Me: Ha ha ha. Very funny. You will cut yourself one day.
Uncle: No I won't
After this I went and sat down in my bedroom when only 2 minutes later a very angry uncle burst into my room
Uncle: *pointing at lip* Look what you did!
I noticed a small cut on his lip
Me: Ahhhhh I didn't do that.
Uncle: Yes you did!
Suddenly I realised what he was saying
Me: Did not. Last time I checked you were the one holding the razor!
Uncle: You jinxed me!
Me: Nope I was warning you and you didn't listen. *sarcastic smile*
He stormed out of the room leaving me there laughing my head off!
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My worst one was i cut my finger to check if the razor was still sharp... I found out that it was
ReplyDeletethats why i use an electric shaver haha lawl!
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